This is the honored first post to this blessed blog. As a matter of emergency self-amusement, I’ll be trying to spill as much of my freshly detoxed brain juice in here as possible. No further intentions but to mess with peaceful tranquility and scare innocent people out of their tidy offices. So let’s get started; I’m sure we’ll be able to expect great things in retrospective: We’ll be calling it life experience. See ya!