26 Going on 62
today tonight. Congratulate me, I’m fabulous.
…Fuck it, being a person is getting too complicated. Oh, The Perks of Being a Wallflower!
So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.
Well, I guess I’m still pretty clueless, even at this very advanced age. How *somewhat irritating*.
Fine then – with any luck, see ya next year, bitches! Maybe one of us will have something wise to say someday. (Not bloody likely.) 😉