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Visionary Bearadise

January 14, 2015
In this life, I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear:
  • When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
  • Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
  • When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
  • If you’re a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could definitely deal with that.
  • If you’re a momma bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have thick body hair and a very healthy appetite.

 

Yup, gonna be a bear!😉

 

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